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'' Vampires Suck (2010) " English Hollywood Film Released on 20 Aug 2010, 2010
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CREW:
Director: Jason Friedberg
Screenwriter: Jason Friedberg, Aaron Seltzer
Release Date: 20 Aug 2010, 2010 (limited)
Genre: Comedy
Studio: StudioCanal Relativity Media
Runtime:109 minutes
CAST:
Matt Lanter, Emily Brobst, Jenn Proske, Chris Riggi, Krystal Mayo, Crista Flanagan, Ken Jeong, Arielle Kebbel, Devon Kelly
Vampires Suck (2010)Plot Summary
“Vampires Suck”, starring Jenn Proske as a beautiful human girl with an inexplicable penchant for lip-biting (oh, hey Kristen Stewart) torn between a sparkling, stalkerish vampire and a clothes-shedding were-Chihuahua (yes, you read that right), hits theaters right in the midst of the summer “Twilight” craze and mercilessly skewers the popular franchise, Ace Showbiz reports. And if the just-released trailer is anything to go by, Twilight isn’t the only target: Lady Gaga, the Jersey Shore cast, and Alice (of Wonderland) all make appearances, too. The supporting cast features comedian Ken Jeong, Anneliese van der Pol, and Matt Lanter.
Fears about whether another such parody movie is really necessary should be at least moderately put to rest by the trailer–there’s an endless amount of spoof-worthy material to choose from in Twilight, after all, and “Vampires Suck” seems to enjoy the challenge, previewing several genuinely funny and clever moments in the process.
Vampires Suck (2010)Story
From motion picture parodists Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, comes “Vampires Suck”: a comedy with real bite. After successfully skewering Hollywood’s scariest movie (as two of the writers of “Scary Movie”), romantic comedy franchises (“Date Movie”), Hollywood blockbusters (“Epic Movie”), disaster films (“Disaster Movie”) and “300” (“Meet the Spartans”), Friedberg and Seltzer are at it again.
This time, they sink their teeth into today’s hottest pop culture phenomena: vampires and werewolves. The film stars Matt Lanter, who portrays vampire heartthrob Edward Sullen; Chris Riggi, as werewolf Jacob White; and Jenn Proske, as the soulful teen Becca who finds first love with the dreamily befanged Edward.
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Vampires Suck (2010)SYNOPSIS
The studio made headlines last summer when an early copy of “X-Men Origins: Wolverine” leaked online. Now an unfinished version of the studio’s upcoming horror comedy spoof “Vampires Suck” has found its way to the Internet … and plenty of people are downloading it.
TorrentFreak, a popular pirate site, tells the Hollywood Reporter that the movie has been downloaded more than 100,000 times since it was posted more than a month ago. The story goes on to report that Fox’s legal department is handling the issue quietly (instead of making a major stink out if it, like they did with “Wolverine”).
Will it impact ticket sales? Who’s to say?
“Vampires Suck” has been programmed into a dumping-ground of a late summer weekend. Spoof movies don’t make nearly as much as they used to – “Scary Movie” pulled in $157 million, if you can believe that – but they are made on the cheap to maximize profits. And there’s no evidence a leak hurt “Wolverine,” which opened to $85 million on its way to making $179.8.
“Vampires Suck” opens this Friday, Aug. 20.
Vampires Suck (2010) REVIEW
As spoofs go, Vampires Suck – a The Twilight Saga parody – is on the low end of the scale on which films like Spaceballs dominate. Bathed in a sticky, gooey coating of disposability, the film is like a person trying to hard to be liked, thought funny, and attractive when they are anything but and fall short in those and in a myriad of other categories.
Vampires Suck follows the plot line of Twilight and The Twilight Saga: New Moon while randomly falling from one puerile, PG-13 comedy bit into the next, the last bearing no connection to the next.
The lead actress in the film that plays Becca Crane (Jenn Proske) is far better than this film deserves, a similar situation that occurred with Iain Glen in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider. Proske accurately mimics many of Kristen Stewart‘s mannerisms, idiosyncrasies, and vocal patterns. It is not apparent unless the viewer pays attention to Proske and has seen Stewart’s performances in The Twilight Saga. The viewer may not catch it at first because Vampires Suck is a lackluster comedy (being very kind) but with eyes on Proske, the observation and character study work she did materializes. To a smaller degree, the same can be said of Matt Lanter in certain scenes. In another film, this prep work would be noteworthy – like Cate Blanchett’s in The Aviator – but in Vampires Suck, it’s almost drowned out.
Vampires Suck does have generally funny moments but they are few and far between: Daro (Ken Jeong) mocking Becca, the “eat you” line, the teens and virginity tweet, and a few others. There is also a noteworthy wrestling match that happens in the background of two other characters talking that is well orchestrated.
One of the oddest parts in this film is that the teen roles are played by actors and actresses in their mid-twenties. This problem is not native to Vampires Suck but is still strange, a weird Hollywood code-of-conduct that only Nickelodeon and Fox Family seem to have the gumption to break. Only the bellicose Twihard team members in the film are actually teens. Isn’t a real teen capable of emoting emotion as well as a twenty-something year old? If I recall properly, two pre-teens (Tatum O’Neal and Anna Paquin) have won Oscars for their performances on film. Has Hollywood forgotten this?
Vampires Suck has a ceaseless flood of puns and gaga, I mean gags, with little substance or permanence. Rarely is hilarity given a proper amount of time to establish itself, let alone a plot or characterization, though none is really expected in this spoof film series. Calling it a franchise may be a misnomer because that word denotes something that makes money and turns a profit. They must be profitable though because they keep receiving financing to be made.
Notwithstanding Proske’s mimicker, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer’s Vampires Suck does in fact suck but not totally. If the film had been written by better writers and its jokes had been given time to resonate with the viewer, (e.g. the Wassup?! bit from Scary Movie) the film could have been more than a rental or drinking game fodder.
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